I wanna bring you to show and tell
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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