is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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