Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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