Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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