Do you still have your period?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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