K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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