Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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