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You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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