I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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