Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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