Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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