Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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