Its about making memories worth repressing
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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