Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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