After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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