they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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