He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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