did you get engaged???
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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