should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
