were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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