Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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