she was so not down for the gang bang
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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