Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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