Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
