i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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