what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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