About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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