Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I will be naked everywhere
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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