she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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