p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
two words...techno handjob
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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