Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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