Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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