so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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