why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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