how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I checked into jail on foursquare
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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