How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize
