You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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