Whod you bang
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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