question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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