but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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