She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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