im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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