I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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