windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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