We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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