question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and she was petting her beer can
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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