I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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