you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
my being single is dangerous.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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