dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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