I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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